var headerText = "Stuff Republicans Say"; var footerText = "Code available on github"; var winText = "Winner"; var clickSnd = new Audio("audio/click.mp3"); var winSnd = new Audio("audio/win.mp3"); var JSONBingo = {"squares": [ {"square": "Only Atheists can get AIDS."}, {"square": "There would be less rape if all women were homemakers."}, {"square": "You can't get pregnant from Christmas rape."}, {"square": "Widespread contraception use leads to increased incidence of rape."}, {"square": "If you read 50 Shades of Grey, your going to hell."}, {"square": "Dads who conceive children through rape should have full visitation rights."}, {"square": "Homosexuality is a choice."}, {"square": "Everyone would be tempted to be gay if we didn't shame homosexuality."}, {"square": "There was not rape before feminism."}, {"square": "Marriage cures AIDS."}, {"square": "Church Pedophilia scandals result from tolerance of homosexuals."}, {"square": "Girls who watch Girls will never be happy wives."}, {"square": "Women subconsciously want to be raped; they send chemical signals that trigger men."}, {"square": "If we teach kids to put condoms on bananas, we might as well teach them how to use stripper poles."}, {"square": "If a girl gets drunk at a party, well, you know, I'm just sayin'."}, {"square": "This just shows that FemiNazi agenda is false."}, {"square": "Want to stop date rape? Stop Dating."}, {"square": "You can't take back the night; you never had it in the first place."}, {"square": "Middle school health class turn girls into prostitutes."}, {"square": "The solution to rape in the military is to kick out the women."}, {"square": "You want to know that your fellow soldier's got you back, not that he's staring at it."}, {"square": "Feminism's secret goal is to see all Christian boys aborted."}, {"square": "Well she has had many prior sexual partners you know."}, {"square": "If we're going to teach kids safe sex, we might as well just inject them with AIDS."}, {"square": "If we stopped all imports the US economy would be stronger"}, {"square": "Immigration is the problem, cheap labor corrupts."}, {"square": "China has spies in all US companies, stealing our ideas."}, {"square": "If your CEO is not republican he is a net drain on the economy."}, {"square": "Farm subsides are beneficial because they help the economy."}, {"square": "If Marijuana was legal all our kids would use it."} ] };