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@@ -11,3 +11,20 @@ Use the `docker-compose` file. I don't care if you don't like it. Fuck off.
 ## Why?
 
 Because.
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+## I'm too stupid to find out where to edit the data
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+Good for you.
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+## Here is a chat message containing xyz additions!
+
+Fuck off, this is a public repository, create a PR like normal people do.
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+## Hey, your HTML/JS is shit.
+
+Yes.
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+## Authors
+
+- aaron
+- your name could be added to this list