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-This is a customized version of J. Hobbs' HTML5-bingo.
-Geared towards the swiss anti terror initiative.
+# bs-bingo
 
-Original Readme:
+## What is it?
 
-HTML5-bingo
-by J. Hobbs June 2012
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+It's a bullshit bingo.
 
-WHAT IT IS:
+## How to deploy?
 
-* A bingo board
-* Randomizes content on each load
-* Reads square data from the data.js file
-* Uses data attributes to check for win condition
-* Uses CSS transitions for all animation
-* Uses Media Queries for optimized mobile experience
-* Uses "Hide Address Bar" (via @scottjehl) to hide mobile URL bar
-* Uses HTML5 audio for UI feedback
-* Uses jquery.tappable.js to improve UI performance on mobile
+Use the `docker-compose` file. I don't care if you don't like it. Fuck off.
 
-HOW TO USE:
+## Why?
 
-All data is kept in the "data.js" file. Customize the .json in the data.js file to change the language on the board.
+Because.